Hey there Delilah what's it like to have big titties Everytime I fuck your asshole I imagine Conway Twitty, yes I do I fantasize that your a dude One who's tattooed Hey there Delilah don't you worry about my dicklessness I'm just an emo fag I'd fuck your younger brother shitless, yes I would I'd jack off to boys in the hood I'd yank it good
Chorus 1- Oh it's what dudes do to me Oh it's what dudes do to me Oh it's what dudes do to me Oh it's what dudes do to me What dudes do to me
Hey there Delilah my Tom Jones is getting hard Just two more beers and I'll work up the nerve to go down on that 'Tard I'll take it all I'll ride his 'Tard junk balls and all Unhinge my jaw Hey there Delilah I'm not saying that I'm gay But if you put a cock in front of me I'll rub it on my face I'd grab the shaft And slowly work it up my ass Then hunch it fast
Chorus 2- Oh it's what dudes do to me Oh it's what dudes do to me Oh it's what dudes do to me Oh it's what dudes do to me
A thousand goths and one cigar I know that dream sounds so bizarre I'll cut myself and make it go away Our friends would all make fun of us But fuck those bitch ass douchebag cunts They'll pay their debts in blood this very day Delilah I can promise you That once i prove that your a jew I'll baptize all your family in flame And your to blame Hey there Delilah don't you worry about protection You have all the cops that you want I'll still add you to my collection Yes I will Your shrieks of pain will be so shrill Half of you will end up in a landfill I'll wear your skin call myself Jill It will be ill
Chorus 3- Oh it's what dudes do to me Oh it's what dudes do to me Oh it's what dudes do to me Oh it's what dudes do to me It's what dudes do to me
Ok! I'm gotta get my ass in gear and hit the fucking books TONIGHT. Exams aren't just around the corner anymore. Heck, it turned around the corner last week and is threatening to give me a swift kick in the gonads if I don't buckle down and do something quick.
So no more fooling around, it's crunch time. Its the playoffs, game 6, the series is tied 3-3. There's 5 seconds left on the clock in the 4th quarter, you're one point down, the ball is in your hand. What do you do? Well, its easy right? You give a head fake, then rise up and hit the fucking 18 footer right at the buzzer. Lakers win.
UNFORTUNATELY, I'm NOT Kobe Bryant.
8.00pm
Ok so I sit down with my chapter 1, Business Finance notes. I start readinggg and I'm readinggg...
...10 seconds pass...
Eh wait, oh shit! I realise that I only have 5 chapters printed out and stapled. The rest are in a mess. So ok, I think to myself, "better go print everything la, easier maa". So I get on the student intranet, find my lectures and the printer starts buzzing and doing its thing. All good. And then instead of continuing reading chapter 1 like a rational sane human being would do, I click on the "open new tab" button on my browser while I'm waiting for my notes to print. A little bit of Facebook(Fuck you facebook!), forums, e-mail, msn...OMFGGGG it's 11.30pm?!?!NOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......
11.31pm
....Ok, ok. Breathe. Breathe. Only 11.31pm, still got plenty of time to study business finance. Eh wait, 11.31 already wor. And I feel kinda tired. Eh wait, haiya if I sleep early right, then tomorrow I can wake up early and go to the library(Ok, you know its not true, I KNOW its not true, but I don't have control over my brain's defense machanism to save me from guilt and reality). Ok so I brush my teeth, and crawl into bed.
Wah, but so early I can't sleep leh. Nvm, I'll just watch some drama(Grey's or Prison Break, etc) to help me sleep. Confirm watch halfway then I sleep wan. Set alarm 8.00am.
4am alreaddyyyyy. Oh shit tmr confirm cannot wake up. Die la. Eh wait, if I wake up early after getting no sleep tmr, I can study whole morning and afternoon. Then I would get alot of studying done AND I would sleep early tmr night since I would be so tired, thus waking up early the morning after that, thus beginning a very healthy sleeping cycle. Set laaa...What a good plan. KEKEKEKE.
Ok, that's settle. Since gonna sleep late edi, blog first la then sleep :(
The season of bunnies and candies and Jesus is here and I have a one week break. Supposed to study and catch up before my mid sem exam but as always, that plan is is turning out to be a pipe dream. I'll be lucky if I manage to complete my tutorials before school starts. I predict late and stressful nights next week as I will try to cram for the tests. Alright so I finally managed to get my beloved laser printer thanks to some gentle coaxing. This thing is damn freaking 7 awesome! It can print like 1000 pages a minute, or maybe it was 20? I can't remember which. Anyway, no more going to lectures without notes. Cost me around $129 bucks but it was worth it. Ahhh I lurve my Brother HL-2040. And it sounds damn cool when you turn it on too. Like some sort of laser gun charging. WhiiiiirrrrrrrrRR
In other news I managed to catch 300 in the Imax cinema. It's basically based on Frank Miller's take on the Persian invasion of Greece. A war movie like that looks so much cooler on a 50 foot screen. I enjoyed the movie very much. There was so much blood all around as the Spartans chop-suey'ed their opponents limbs like sio bak that I just fell in love with it instantly. The funky "asian" soldiers of Xerxes are also a laugh to look at. The overall look of the movie was artistic but there were some "wtf?" scenes that I'm not sure why they added in. Probably to stay true to the graphic novel by Miller. If you're watching the film in Malaysia, don't fret if you suddenly see a whole scene blanked out, you're not missing anything THAT juicy. 300 out of 5 for 300!
Could you be in a relationship and stand to close yourself up to the other person just so that you can avoid getting hurt? Would you rather not put any trust in them just so that they couldn't dissapoint you?
Could you really live that way? To love but never really giving all of yourself to that person? To never really let yourself be consumed by experience of love?
I was suprised, saddened and disheartened when I learned that you could. Have you been disapointed before so much so that you are that afraid of ever letting me in? That you would take back your words? Do you really not know me well enough to know that I would never stop loving you if only you would let me? You say there's no guarantee. True, who am I to guarantee forever? But who are you to condemn it before anything is decided?
But no matter where you stand, know that I have put my trust in you completely, perhaps at my own risk. I love you without reserve. Maybe I will be left broken and hurt again, but I believe in having the courage to live and love to its fullest. I hope you will someday find that courage too and give me a chance.
once upon a time there lived a princess by the name kwa dixynn. she stays in her very kampung castle and she was bored everyday and lived a very sad life... coz there was no prince charming in her life. lol. soooo... one day sirlengchaialot liew chi yeung was riding on his uber warhorse down a path and came across dixynn...
the knight in shining armor. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
oh oh sorry wrong story... hahaha
for this whole year,
When i am sad, you will help me get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bitch or bastard who made me sad. (oh wait, no, u didn't do that... u only know how to get other ppl drunk)
When i am blue, you will try to dislodge whatever is choking me.
When i am scared, you will rag on me about it every chance you get.
When i am worried, you will tell me horrible stories about how much worse it could be until i quit whining.
When i am confused, you will use little words.
When i am sick, you stay the hell away from me until i am well again.
When i fall, u point your finger and laugh at my clumsy ass.
when i smile, u will know it's because of u =)
aihs why i still love u. hahah happy one year annivesary. and many more to come. mwah
Supp guys. Just got my internet AGAIN here in Melbourne. That's my excuse for not postin up anything for so long. Anyways, my friend showed me this cool rap/hip-hop video made as a tribute to Muar, Johor. I laughed and laughed and laughed. Mahai one day I vow to learn enough mandarin to rap about SP also la. Add that to my resolution!(for errm, 2010 lah. Kedah Maju 2010, ah liew mandarin rap 2010).
Happy 10 months baby. No poem I'm afraid, I just suck at those. There's a list though. A list of everything I still treasure and never take for granted no matter how many times you do them.
5. Everytime you peck me after I send you home.
4. Everytime you clasp my hand in yours.
3. Everytime you say those 3 words("Why you liddattt???") with your big eyes after I "char" you.
2. Everytime you demand that I bring you to eat whatever you're craving then scold me coz I "let" you eat so much.
1. Everytime you call me baby.
and a thousand other things I don't care to list down for public scrutiny.
It's 2007~! Sayonara 2006. As I happily usher in the new year, I suddenly came to the dreaded realisation that I'm gonna be freakin 20 this year. The big two "o", which is 2 decades, which is like, 1/5 of a century. A CENTURYYYY WEI!!! WTF#*@#!&^*@#?!# Sorry, a little early onset mid-life crisis going on there. Lemme put on some Johnny Hates Jazz and panic abits... "I wish that I could turn back the clock....bring, the wheels of time to a stop". Can't say I'm ready for 20. Nope, not yet. I just learned how to do my own laundry last year for goodness sakes. Some people say I'm being overly dramatic. These are either the really old(23-25) people or the people who just think turning 20 isn't that big a deal. And maybe it isn't, but that doesn't stop it from being a little hard to swallow. Why? Coz it means that the real world isn't something too far away to be worth thinking about anymore. In fact, if you listen close enough you can actually hear the real world, with all it's ugly fury pounding at your door. Bringing with it the bundles of "adult" issues I would rather not entangle myself in till I'm fully grown up and ready, say at the age of 85.
Anyways, as always, I choose to abscond from my problems and ignore my idiosyncratic thoughts for the moment. Coz it's 2007! The new year! and that means resolutions. I dunno why, but resolutions almost always seem to work for me. Having goals, no matter how out of reach it seems, will always make your next year better than the last. It's good juju/mojo/luck to have resolutions. At the end of the day, isn't all that we really hope for is that we, at least in some small way, move forward and not fall backwards in life?
Ok, so here are my resolutions for this year in no particular order.
#1: Sleep earlier and stop being a freakin human owl.
Ok, I figure my late nights will catch up with my health and mental well-being sometime in the future. So yea, I'll try to stop.
Small steps I plan to take: Take up a few morning classes, buy a big alarm clock, and try to go to sleep at a regular time each night.
#2: Build some muscle.
Riteo, scientists say the easiest time to build muscle is from your late teens up until your mid twenties coz of the coursing testosterone or something. After 26, T levels start to drop and muscle atrophy begins. Also, bone density decreases every year but can be reversed through the effects of weight training. I don't want to be an old man that dies after I fall down once and break a hip or something. I want to continue walking with my own two feet by the time I'm 60 so yea, that's pretty good motivation to hit the weights.
Small steps: MAKE time to workout three times a week. If I'm too busy, I'll try to at least go for a jog. Motivational mindset, "It's only 3 out of 168 hours a week." Motivational mindset 2, "The cute girl at the gym counter is judging me"
#3: Get a job.
Yea, been talking about working for quite some time. No more excuses time. Time to make that McDonalds dream a reality.
Small steps: Practicing "Make I take your order please?" in front of the mirror. Typing up an incredible resume. Incredibly fake, that is.
#4: Clean my toilet more that once a semester.
Seriously, when do you EVER feel the urge to clean your toilet(I'm talking to the normal people, not the obsessive compulsive people), I mean seriously?? Anywayysss, I'll TRY la.
Small steps: Vacuum the toilet floor once a week. Stock industrial cleaner. Buy plastic gloves.
#5: Go for all my classes, and tutorials, and do my tutorials beforehand, and study at least....
HAHAHHAHAHHA....sorry, I can't, I can't. I can't even make a resolution out of this. Screw it, it's never gonna happen. HHAHAHHA.
#6: Get all at least H2b's(D's) for my subjects.
No it's NOT contradictory to #5, shut up.
Small steps: Compile notes and tutorials neatly and ready them before the finals.
#7: Make some new friends and maintain the ones that I make.
Kinda need to since alot of my friends are not returning to Melbourne. Hard to find people who "click" with me. But I promise myself that I will stick with new friendships and not so easily dismiss them like I've been doing. Who knows, I might get at least 1 close friend by the end of the year.
Small steps: Make the effort to maintain friends. Phone call here, social event there.
Well, that's all I can think of at the moment. And I guess that these few will do. Hope it'll be a good year. Happy New Year to all!
Exam results came out, *shudder*. Pass all la. Alhamdullilah. Thank God. BIIIIIGGG SIGGGHHHHHHHHH of relief.
Anyways, I recently went to the Planet Shakers(which is some Australian church not to be confused with Planet Hollywood or Shakey's Pizza) convention in Sunway. I went on the last day of their 3 day visit coz baby promised I'd get to see little kids in bracers jumping about(hey, that's gotta be fun to watch and laugh at right?).
I went at night so there was this sorta concert thingy. Wow, I was amazed at the amount of people that showed up. They crowded the whole place up until you couldn't even get an elevator from Pyramid up to the convention center, which was at the 10th floor. In the end we had to walk up from the 6th floor I think. Bugger... Find parking also had to go round round round like merry-go-round.
The convention hall itself was huge. Dunno got a thousand people there or not. Close to it I guess. At the main entrance, there were bouncers that were letting small groups of people in at a time. Wanted to try to slip in from the side but there was this whole army of volunteers forming a human chain(yup, Green Peace style) stopping the dozen other people who had the same idea as me. Luckily the bouncers....ok fine, volunteers with ear pieces, let us in pretty quickly. The hall had 3 big ass screens like those at concerts or Lakers games.
Inside the hall, there was this VIP area up front which was guarded by patrolling bouncers. Somemore damn efficient wan, baby wnt in finding seats and 5 seconds later she was herded out of there edi. Wakaka. Felt abit discriminated at that time. Like, what did one have to do to get into the VIP area? Got bottle girl or club organiser to call wan ar? Pre-order tickets? No wait, this was a free event. Later we found out that this area was for the international guests.
When the thing finally started it was basically the Planet Shakers band playing songs from their album, followed by a pastor preaching a little, and buat lawak a little. Then there was this pastor at the end that was kinda funny at first, then he started to imitate Russell Peters, which just tak jadi. You know, lawak kering. He was also dressed like Russell Peters. I shall reserve my comments of this dude since he's a man of God and all. Apart from the bad Russell Peters impersonator, the whole event was pretty good. Everybody was clappin their hands and jumping(yup, like kangaroos) to the music. I also didn't care and jumped along la. Hehe.
So all in all it was kinda like a rock concert, with the band and the Planet Shakers concert t-shirts(pictured below). It's also like a concert in the sense that if you like the songs you'll enjoy it, if not, you just won't see the appeal and will be just kinda bobbing your head unconsiously. For me, I know the songs even though I never heard the album. You know why? Coz they repeat the chorus of the song like, 50 times before it ends. Haha, so I could just sing along after the 15th time or something. It was also kinda like a rave except everybody started jumping instead of shuffling when the bass came in. Lastly, it was like a club event as well with the bouncers and VIP areas.
Headin' off to SP tmr, 10am bus. Hmm, it's already 7am, I'll have to get ready soon. Guess I'll try sleeping on the bus. Exam results coming out tomorrow but strangely I'm not stressing over it even though by l right I know I should be.
Constant chatter in my head won't let up for me to sleep or worry tonight I guess.
Gonna be weird this time around when I'm back in SP. Stuff happening between the people that I care about that I would have never fathomed ever happening.
Adeline's aledgedly fleeing the country tomorrow so I wish her safe journey.
I find it ironic how my brain is so vibrant now when it failed to register that the armour had come down for a brief moment and still allowed my mouth to shoot at a hundred miles an hour. I know even paper bullets hurt like sharpnel on exposed flesh, I know.
I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned.
And I have to speculate that God himself did make us into corresponding shapes like puzzle pieces from the clay.
True, it may seem like a stretch, but its thoughts like this that catch, my troubled head when you're away when I am missing you to death.
When you are out there on the road for several weeks of shows and when you scan the radio, I hope this song will guide you home.
They will see us waving from such great heights, "come down now", they'll say. But everything looks perfect from far away, "come down now", but we'll stay.
I tried my best to leave this all on your machine but the persistant beat it sounded thin upon listening
That frankly will not fly you will hear the shrillest highs and lowest lows with the windows down when this is guiding you home.
They will see us waving from such great heights, "come down now", they'll say. But everything looks perfect from far away, "come down now", but we'll stay.
Omg, pei lan tou hai now coz waiting for my Dota AI to download. Freakin like 40 minutes d still 3%. Why dota AI? Coz blue server like so fkin hard to get into. Somebody pls give me all the answers to the stupid quiz(wtf rite?) and recommendations so I can join. Mch. Fkin wankers at blueserver got nothing better to do ar? Lannehhh...
OMFG, I finally found a site which can download dota ai 10000 times faster than the supposedly main site! #!$*@&! Ahh well, time to play la. DepriVEDDDD.
Berrrnnnn arrrrr Wally arrrrr JW arrrrrrrr quickly come teman me ta kei la tiauuuuuu. Sob sob.
I'm back in Malaysia the land of mamaks, rempits, and exploding bodies apparently. Just got my wireless router for my house so I'm wired up(can surf in the toilet). Father decided that my desktop is indeed a dinosaur and needs to be put to sleep like a 20 year old Chihuahua. Whoopy. Die lousy desktop, DIE. Too bad I'll only get the pleasure of using my new desktop for 2 months. Since I've been put in charge of finding and buying the new comp, I'm very very tempted to put in like, 4 gigs of RAM or something. Hope I can control myself.
Caught the new 007 film a few days ago. First thing that I realised was that omfg, movie tickes only cost like, RM6! Muah hahahaha can watch till eyes bleed la so cheap. The new Bond, well actually old Bond, since it's a prequel, is a breath of fresh air for the 007 series. Craig isn't the typical Bond as anyone can tell within 5 seconds of watching him emerge out of the sea ala Halle Barry in the trailer. I for one welcome this Bond as he injects new verocity and vigour into the character. It was fun watching James Bond laying the smackdown on henchmen. And trust me, out have NEVER seen Bond handing out this much whoop ass before. One weak point was the under developed romance between him and Vesper I guess. Bottomline, 4 out of 5. One of the better action movies to come along in a while.
Anyways, I've been tagged yet again.
10 Firsts First Best Friend - Ellie(the one and only) First Screen name - Larry Loverod, kidding, errr...nick9394? First Pet Name - can't remember for the life of me. I can remember Meatloaf, my hamster. First Piercing - ..... First Crush - A certain bespectacled kid living in Lorong 55 Taman Patani Jaya First CD - You cannot imagine how much I want to say something like, Some Kind of Monster by Metallica, or Nevermind by Nirvana, heck even The Best of Kenny G would be good. But no, the answer is Oops I Did it Again - Britney Spears. DAMN YOU TAGGGGGGG First School - Diana Kindy First Cries - Who the heck remembers??? First Kiss - Leavin'....on a jetplane... First Car - Batmobile toy
Lasts-- Last Time You Smoked - ......I don't understand the question. Last Food You Ate - Mom's home cooked meal Last Car Ride - This evening Last Movie You Watched - Fast Food Nation...halfway Last Phone Call - Kai Wen Last CD You Listened To - Girls Can Tell by Spoon Last Bubble Bath You Took - Wow, that was the last time I was in a hotel. Last Song You Listened To - You're a Concrete Boy Now(Do your part to save the scene and stop going to shows) by Fall Out Boy Last Words You Said - Nite mom?
8 Have You Evers-- Dated A Best Friend - eiwwwwwwwwwwww Been Arrested - nope, thank God. Been On TV - When they opened some hall in SP? Eaten Sushi - And sashimi, and californian rolls, and unagi, and ramen...yummyyy Cheated On Your B/F or G/F - gfs nope, bfs yea Been On A Blind Date - No Been Out Of The Country - Yes Been In Love - Yes
7 Things You Are Wearing-- 1 - T-shirt 2 - Shorts 3 - Boxers 4 - Glasses 5 - Blanket 6 - nothing edi la tiau 7 -
6 Things You've Done Today-- 1 - Visited lecturers 2 - Messaged people 3 - Apply for new passport 4 - Blog 5 - Worked out 6 - Took a ride to KL Central
5 Favorite Things (not in any order)-- 1 - final fantasy 7 2 - my laptop 3 - my personal lam cham(bolster) and pillow 4 - road trips 5 - laughter
2 Choices-- Vanilla or Chocolate - chocolate Hugs or Kisses - both and with a side of other fun stuff
I MISS your bitchy ways, your ambiguous sexuality, going to OU with you, singing my humps with you, kacau'ing Ms Leena with you, eating bagels with you, and most of all I missed YOU this year.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IMRAN!!
Not too much green during the party yea? And wear a condom plz.
10 months. Hooray to us! Love u babe.
When the thing finally started it was basically the Planet Shakers band playing songs from their album, followed by a pastor preaching a little, and buat lawak a little. Then there was this pastor at the end that was kinda funny at first, then he started to imitate Russell Peters, which just tak jadi. You know, lawak kering. He was also dressed like Russell Peters. I shall reserve my comments of this dude since he's a man of God and all. Apart from the bad Russell Peters impersonator, the whole event was pretty good. Everybody was clappin their hands and jumping(yup, like kangaroos) to the music. I also didn't care and jumped along la. Hehe.
